Church Jokes

So her father pulled out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the entire service to her. Once finished, he asked if she had any questions, and she replied, "Oh. I see. Is that when Mummy came to work for us?"

At the beginning of a children's sermon, one girl came up to the wearing a beautiful dress. As the children are sitting down the pastor, the pastor leans over and says to the girl, is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?" The girl almost directly into the pastor's clip-on mike, My Mum says it's a bitch to iron."

A father had been teaching my three-year-old daughter the Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it. One night she said she was ready to solo. Her father listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some Mulberry Bayswater Bags e-mail. Amen."

FMC member Pastor Stan Holdeman of Garden Baptist Church in Indiana went to an informal church gathering, wearing shorts and Mulberry Outlet UK a T-shirt. A little girl from a newly religious family; who had seen him only in his Sunday morning suits loudly proclaimed: "Hey, preacher, you sure look different with clothes on!"

One Sunday, in a Midwest city, a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle toward the exit.

Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called to the congregation for me! Pray for me!"

After church one Mulberry Shoulder Bags Sunday morning, a mother commented: "The choir awful this morning." The father commented: "The sermon was long."